Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police
#and then dumbledore finds out#and comes to visit him in his new orphanage#and is like well shit#this is familiar#please dont talk to snakes#OH FUCKING HELL HARRY POTTER#YOU HAD ONE JOB (via: zavocado)
YOU HAD ONE JOB
Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman
I’d rather watch Black Widow file her taxes than an Ant Man movie
Well you have to admit her work-related expenses would tell some pretty interesting stories all by themselves
Black Widow orders towels online: the movie
Black Widow reorganizes her sock drawer: the movie
Black Widow cleans her gutters: the movie
Still more exciting than Ant Man
this is really terrifying
they’re growing. evolving.
"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."
A novel by me
"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel
"I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books" the stunning conclusion
Taylor Swift on Emma Watson’s UN speech and (last 2 gifs) on not “acting up” like Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears (x)
male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe
look at all these white men
luke pasqualino is not white
the guy with keifer sutherland, ahmad alhendawi, the UN secretary envoy for youth, is not white
can we not completely erase people of color when they’re present in things
Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds
Don’t you just hate it when you’re on a date with your wife and friend and trained assassins attack you and spoil the mood?
- The Disir [S05E05] in which Arthur always ends up taking Merlin’s advice and they share a look anyway.
A warmth was spreading through him that had nothing to do with the sunlight; a tight obstruction in his chest seemed to be dissolving. He knew that Ron and Hermione were more shocked than they were letting on, but the mere fact that they were still there on either side of him, speaking bracing words of comfort, not shrinking from him as though he were contaminated or dangerous, was worth more than he could ever tell them.